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This is a roughly translated interview-by Communist News Network reporter Luke Liberal

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((REPORTER QUESTION))
Would you like to take this opportunity to thank anybody in America for your success in the so called BUSH war on terror?

((TERRORIST REPLY))
Myself and my fellow terrorist (as some call us) thank Democrats for passing legislation that identifies America's military timetable for withdrawal from Iraq,this will help us in our plans to regain power in Iraq,we also wish to thank the Democrats for helping us defeat the US Military thugs!

I would also wish to thank the American public and ask that they vote Democrat this November (except Liberman-death to all Jews), you have stood with us through thick and thin,remember George Bush caused 9/11 not us, you're our mouth piece in America,and to the Anti-war protesters-YOU ARE OUR BROTHERS we say this to you ALLAH AKBAR

((REPORTER QUESTION))Why do you like the Democrats?

((TERRORIST REPLY))
We know with Democrats in power there will be no threat of being attacked (they hate their military),we will be able to carry out our executions,bombings,and attacks on America,and other countries (as long as we hold them to a minimum)you know like we did during the Clinton years (he is our brother too).Democrats are friends of our freedom fighters,they understand the old American saying don't mess with us and we won't mess with you (stupid Democrats) They know we can be trusted,our word is gold (Liberal infidels) We pray to Allah everyday thanking him and asking him to bless the Liberal Democrats--we ask him to provide our Democrat brothers and sisters and especially our brothers Obama and Biden a landslide victory in November...


((REPORTER QUESTION))Do you think Democrats will pursue the Bush policy of no Nukes in Iran?

((TERRORIST REPLY))
No they are peace loving people-Republicans are the real terrorist--with the Democrats now in power we will once again control Iraq,Afghanistan,our brothers in Syria and Iran will be able to continue their dream of building atomic bombs.

((REPORTER QUESTION))Can you name just a few Democrats that you believe helped your cause?

((TERRORIST REPLY))
Yes,with our Democrat brothers now in power we can once again count on being helped by the likes of Jimmy Carter,John Kerry,Ted Kennedy,Howard Dean,Charlie Rangel,Ms Boxer,Hillary and Bill,our brother Bracka Hussin Obama Jr (sometimes called Barry) and our favorite Nancy Pelosi, all members of the Democrat Progressive Caucus and of course our brothers the Anti-War Left,and especially Moveon.org.

((REPORTER QUESTION))Do you belive that someday Islam will control America?

((TERRORIST REPLY))
We would like very much to show a purple finger of pride and vote with the Democrats in America someday,with the SOCIALIST/LIBERALS now in control of congress that dream will come true sooner than later, we will be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with our American Liberals friends and shout ALLAH AKBARimage

((TERRORIST))
I regret, but I must now end this interview-it is time for prayers but I must say this before I leave

Myself and all my brothers of ISLAM wish to thank-the United Nations for helping our cause,the Democrat Party,the United States Media (except for the racist Fox News), and most of all I wish to thank all those Americans that stand with us and express their opnions everyday--that George Bush is a war criminal and a terrorist.

I ask all Americans to remember one last thing,We are not terrorist we are FREEDOM FIGHTERS--just ask our friends the U.S. media and any LIBERAL in America --they will agree.. ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR

Salaam


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